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from The Rebel Cell by Mud Sun




This just in from BNPBC Action News
Dizraeli was arrested this afternoon
And charged initially for his reactive views
Towards the manufacturers of fast food
Police were responding to a new tip
From one of the viewers of Dizraeli's recent YouTube clip
In which he called on his terrorist group to "go to it"
The clip's had six million views
And has proven popular with school kids
Although its author has been, until now, elusive
As the head of the Rebel Cell faction
Dizraeli's wanted on countless separate acts of terror
Including seven attacks on several banks
And other corporate owned property
Reporter Morgan Morgan joins us now from the scene
Eh, Morgan?
Are you there Morgan?

Thanks Morgan
I'm standing outside the house where he was found
It's cordoned off to reporters
But you can see through the door there
And there are scribbles of
What are apparently medical animals
And Rebel Cell's slogans scrawled on the flat's walls
One reads "community, truth, freedom"
Another "the being human of the human being"
The viewers will be used to seeing this sort of propaganda Of the Rebel Cell, painted on walls and daubed on banners
And now there's no doubt
The government will be delighted
That they've finally caught up to the leader
Of these freedom fighters
Who's been the blight of their recent anti-terror efforts
And left an estimated four billion pounds of wreckage
The Prime Minister has called Dizraeli
An "enemy of investment"
The worst kind of a leftist terrorist
A known proponent of socialism and anarchy
If found guilty
He'll certainly serve a life sentence at Glastonbury
Thank you

Yes, thank you Morgan
We can also reveal that Madonna OBE lately
Became the oldest model ever to pose for page three
Also Coronation Street actors played crazy golf for charity
And Robbie Williams was seen snogging Jimmy Saville's neice


from The Rebel Cell, released August 1, 2008


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Science rapper and inventor of several novel hip-hop variants. Canadian transplant to New York. Pathological optimist.

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