Ya mama’s carbon footprint is so fat!

How fat is it?

It’s fatter than a herd of cattle’s methane emissions
It’s so fat, it shows up on NASA’s instruments
Ya mama’s carbon footprint is so fat, when it happens
It melts whole glaciers and floods manhattan
I’m kickin’ battle raps on climatic facts
With consequences for human habitats
Like Drake and Meek Mill or Jay-Z and Nas
Like a high stakes version of Lil Kim vs Nicki Minaj
Biggie and Tupac, lives are on the line
Except it’s millions of lives this time
So get your ringside seats for the great debate
They don’t match these opponents up weight to weight
The mismatches on either side are shocking
It’s like Sarah Palin against Stephen Hawking
I even got friends who reject the consensus
And not trolls either, those get unfriended
Sophisticated skeptics debating on the topic
Persuasively, spot the flaws in their logic
The false assumptions and resulting blunders
Just try not to get lost in the numbers

Chris Christie:
We shouldn’t be destroying out economy in order to chase some wild, left-wing idea that somehow us by ourselves is gonna fix the climate.

Carly Fiorina:
A single nation acting alone can make no difference at all. So why would we destroy all these jobs with regulation when the answer to climate change is innovation, not regulation?


from The Rap Guide to Climate Chaos, released September 30, 2016
Written by D. Brinkman and T. Caruana
Produced and Mixed by Tom Caruana
Keys by Simon Kendall


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Science rapper and inventor of several novel hip-hop variants. Canadian transplant to New York. Pathological optimist.

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